You pray to FSM when really the almighty Basmati rules over all others.
http://www.american.edu/TED/basmati.htm
Raise your glass to Basmati and never go hungry again!
I'm drinking for your salvation.
2007-08-01 07:40:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Die rice loving scum.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (sbuh) is the source of all.
2007-08-01 07:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you tell us that you honestly ate from the spring of eternal FSM and still went back to Basmati?
2007-08-01 14:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I refuse to believe that there might be anything else out there. "
If that is so, how were the priests of the Egyptian gods able to perform miracles like turning staves into snakes like Moses?
"So Moses and Aaron went to Pharaoh and did just as the LORD commanded. Aaron threw his staff down in front of Pharaoh and his officials, and it became a snake. 11 Pharaoh then summoned wise men and sorcerers, and the Egyptian magicians also did the same things by their secret arts" (Exodus 7:10-11)
The bible admits power of the Egyptian gods. It only says that God's miracles are stronger, yet does not deny the divinity of other gods. It only says "Put no other gods before me" instead of disbelieving in the existence of other gods.
Of course, I have never seen a miracle, and whenever I ask a believer of ANY faith to perform one, they get all twitchy and yell at me, pissed off. That leads me to believe that there are no gods offering helping hands, just clods who believe in them.
2007-08-01 14:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
We utterly reject the false prophet Uncle Ben and his false long grain scriptures.
Who needs food when you have a beer volcano?
Who needs to see the truth in a stripper factory?
2007-08-01 14:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by stym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At long last, gods for the gluten-intolerant.
Pudding is the cute one.
2007-08-01 14:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I refuse to believe that there might be anything else out there.
2007-08-01 14:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you lie heritic!
It be the plank for ye!
YARRR!
2007-08-01 14:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋