2007-08-01 07:31:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course. You'll have to spend one night away from the beer volcano in Heaven as pennance though. It's cool, you can still hang out at the stripper factory.
2007-08-01 07:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Only if you disposed of the overcooked noodled in a manner consistent with their holiness, and you properly cook the next batch.
2007-08-01 07:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is most forgiving of his followers, you will be welcomed always in his noodlely appendages.
Ramen.
2007-08-01 07:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe that you would do such a thing. Fortunately, there is more where that came from. The FSM is about abundance if nothing else.
2007-08-01 07:53:39 · answer #4 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never! Thou shalt not overcook my noodly brethren or ye shall be banished to the lake of lasagna!
2007-08-01 07:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You'll be forgiven only if they are Top Ramen noodles.
2007-08-01 07:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by Conscious-X 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NEVER, vile trollop! Cook in the boiling sauce of condemnation for all time!
2007-08-01 07:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope that is not an unforgivable sin. May his beneficence be upon your head.
atheist
2007-08-01 07:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will forgive you for every thing you did wrong.
2007-08-01 21:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by scorpion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say fifty 'hail linguini's" and go in peace my child.
2007-08-01 07:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lillith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋