The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well.
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming... ..
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
2007-08-01 07:09:35 · 32 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG !
LMAO !
That was one of the most "electrifyingly" funny jokes I have ever heard! I really got a "charge"'out of it! The punchline was a real "shocker"!
Wish I could give you more than one star!
2007-08-08 19:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh yer naughty gal! That was GREAT! I laughed so much I have stomach cramps! Reminds me of the elderly couple who went to the Doc and after some embarrasment, ask him to check if they were doing the deed right. They then went on to go at it like two rabbits in season, to the amazement of the much younger physician. "Nope, can't see that you're doing anything wrong - as a matter of fact, I am amazed at your techniqiues and stamina- WOW!" he quips. A week later the couple is there again and the scene repeats itself . . . And a week later again. . . and a third time again! The Doc become suspicious and asks the old man: "Come on - out with the truth, what is going on here?!" The octogenarian replies: "Well we're married, but not necessarily to each other. Her husband is retired and stays home all the time - my wife is a home body too, our pensions doesn't allow for expensive motels rooms, so we come to do it here, under supervision in case of medical problems - and the best of all is, the Medical Aid Insurance pays for it too!"
2007-08-02 10:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old Timer Sex
2016-12-18 06:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by chitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RE: How can I have lesbian sex with my friend? Okay so I am 14 years old. i'm straight and so is my friend but i really want to experience lesbian sex. How do i ask her? She used to think she was bi but then changed her mind. We used to fake lesbian sex for a good laugh with two other friends and i kinda want to have sex with her... we are...
2016-04-01 07:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhh, electric fence, how come the old couple is still alive after it, what's the secret tell me, you nine life cat!
2007-08-08 23:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by song c l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Progress and change might be inevitable but it is not always good and on this case, like many, not comfortable either.
2007-08-03 04:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by GunnyC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-28 22:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where could I find such a fence?
2007-08-07 17:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by NY Buzz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! This definitely deserves a STAR!
2007-08-01 07:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
surprising ending. IoI
2007-08-09 02:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Sylvia R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋