A) The return of Jesus Christ to Earth, fulfilling biblical prophecy,
OR
B) To have everyone at your job leave you alone so that you can waste more time on R&S.
2007-08-01 07:02:10 · 25 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dealing with B now. Trying to pull a George Costanza and act all irritated so they will think I am swamped with work and leave me alone.
2007-08-01 07:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
A) I'm descended from the Other People. We never fell and thus require no saving. Jesus' return has nothing to do with me.
B) I'm a house-husband (A.K.A. full-time butler, maid, live-in chef and riot control officer) with a teenage daughter. I love my job, and the people I work around. If they left me alone, I'd be sad.
2007-08-01 14:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
At this moment in time, I'd rather be getting a massage while watching Johnny Depp lying naked on a towel, covered in baby bunnies. So I'll have to go with C), Bob....
2007-08-01 14:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work in a freezing cold box in the middle of the library, hidden away between the stacks. I couldn't be MORE left alone to waste my time.
2007-08-01 14:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Considering that a would never happen because Jesus doesn't exist, I choose b. But I'd also rather go home.
2007-08-01 14:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Luckily the people around me are playing world of warcraft or watching bootleg movies, so I look like a freaking model employee. And they don't bug me except to show me some dumb video on youtube
2007-08-01 14:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Wiseguy :)
c) - A Remake of Barbarella starring Charlize Theron!
2007-08-01 14:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by James Melton 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A. That way we can start having some fun after all the party poopers get teleported away.
2007-08-01 14:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by qamper 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you know I always answer Jesus - so this question isn't fair at all! Because y'all know what I REALLY want right this moment is for everyone at work to leave me alone so I can keep waisting time on here! Deke, this hurts, this really, really hurts.
2007-08-01 14:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
LMAO.
well seeing as i cant have much more of B, seeing as i havent been bothered all day.... =P
edit: i second lilmissykato
i want money without the hassle of actual work. lol
2007-08-01 14:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋