A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.
"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
2007-08-01 06:47:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who's your Daddy?
2007-08-01 06:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by Astrapulvis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey this is true I knew a woman that had 4 sons and they were all Juniors....named after their fathers.....?Truly
2007-08-01 14:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, she really gets around! Great Joke!
~Candice~
2007-08-01 14:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a little corny but funny (in my opinion) star for ure efforts!
2007-08-01 13:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. ima giv u a star
2007-08-01 13:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! baby momma drama
2007-08-01 13:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by yzarc jr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he he he he he he he i like it. i like it a lot. he (o and i gave u a star)
2007-08-01 13:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by newtonman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that... Has an ethnic ring to it. LOL
2007-08-01 13:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow...LOL!
Sad, but true.
2007-08-01 14:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross, but true and funny....lol
2007-08-01 14:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by ViciousVixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋