A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
2007-08-01 06:43:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good good
keep on making gd jokes!!!
10x 4 making me laugh!!!!!!!!
gave u a star!
in return i expect 10 points!! lol jk
2007-08-01 06:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by J. S. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In his way Stalin replaced into yet another Hitler, and Stalin lasted longer in capability, and died of old age, nevertheless in capability. Stalin replaced into in cost of Soviet Russia, the main significant united states of america. considering the fact that that element there have been a number of dictators in cost of countries that have had extensive effect, e.g.Ghaddafi in Libya (small united states of america with the aid of inhabitants, yet massive effect because of the fact of oil), Mao Tse Tung in China and Saddam Hussein in Iraq (oil, lower back, and look on the chaos in Iraq considering the fact that he replaced into deposed). no one can anticipate the destiny, yet i does not be bowled over to discover a dictator in a matching place to Hitler at some time.
2016-10-13 09:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice lol
2007-08-01 06:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
Still you get a star
2007-08-01 06:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2007-08-01 06:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by comeundone4162 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats funny
2007-08-01 06:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was clever. very clever.
2007-08-01 06:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by THEKING 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, try again
2007-08-01 06:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by daking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one...
2007-08-01 06:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL *******************big star********************
2007-08-01 06:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋