There was an old lady who thought she had seen and done everything in life that she could possibly do and there was no reason for her to still be alive. She decided to end her life and was going to shoot herself in the heart. Only problem was she didn't know what side her heart was on, so she rang her doctor and he told he it was located about an inch below her left nipple.
So she picked up her gun, took a deep breath and......shot herself in the hip!
2007-08-01 06:32:15 · 8 answers · asked by nrelle99 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats mint really funny ill star that
2007-08-01 06:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooh saggy tit joke. nice very nice 20/10. loved it. post more.
2007-08-01 13:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by THEKING 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzz funny
2007-08-01 13:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by rose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really really funny!!! i gave u a star!!!
2007-08-01 13:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by jazz102004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a goodone!!! Star!!!
2007-08-01 13:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by ViciousVixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
2007-08-01 13:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie </3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-08-01 13:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hehehe*
2007-08-01 13:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋