A flat chested Calamity Jane was delighted when her fairy godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said "pardon" to her.
Walking down the street, Calamity accidentally bumps into a man who said: "Pardon me." to her delight, her breasts immediately grew an inch.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, and when he begged her pardon, another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven.
That evening, she walked into an indian restaurant, and collided with a waiter who bowed and said: "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behaviour."
The headline in the following mornings paper read: "Indian waiter crushed to death."
2007-08-01 05:26:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Right...you asked for it...
2007-08-01 05:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-01 06:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 05:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would want a pair of breasts that big? come on hand them over.
2007-08-01 05:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good joke!! take a bow.
2007-08-01 05:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaaaa she could lend a few inches to fidgetyfingers pmsl
2007-08-01 06:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe haha!* LoL!* Majic eh hehe!*
xx
2007-08-01 05:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda lame...but keep tryin'
2007-08-01 05:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lol.....I take it you're a 'breast man' smila :))))
babyblue, no problem in that 'department' hahaaaaaa
2007-08-01 13:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!poor indian...and poor jane!
2007-08-01 05:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋