A gay man walks into a bar in the old west and orders a whiskey and water.
The bartender immediatley notices that the guy is gay and says " We don’t serve your kind here you will have to leave "
The queer replies" I just need a drink... Please give me a drink and I will sit in the back corner of the bar out of site and finish my drink"
The bartender told the queer "DO NOT SAY ANY THING TO MY CUSTOMERS’ and the fruit agreed.
After about fifteen minutes a redneck walks in and says at the top of his voice" Whew, It’s so hot out there I could lick the sweat off a bulls balls."
Just then, the queer jumps up on the table and shouts" MOO MOO BIG BOY "
2007-08-01 05:01:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! As someone who lives in Redneckville, NY, I've actually heard a guy say that before, and I just thought, "Ewe...it's not THAT hot out there..." good joke, I will save it for my children and my children's children.
2007-08-01 05:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Weesy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!!
I have a good bar joke too... A really drunk guy walks into the bar and orders a couple more drinks from the bartender.
They get to talking and the drunk guy notices a big pail on the bar used to put ice in. The drunk man excuses himself to go outside and lights up his cigarette.
When he returns to the bar, he tells the bartender he'll pay him fifty dollars if a single drop of his pee doesn't go in the pail. the bartender disagrees.
the drunk man says he will pay him $100 if he can't get all of his pee in the pail.
The bartender finally agrees and the drunk man whips out his thing and sprays his pee all over the bar, not a single drop landed inside the pail.
The drunk man starts to smile and so does the bartender.
the bartender asks the drunk man why he's smiling because he's the one that just lost $100 to him.
The drunk man points to another man sitting at the bar and says, "i just bet that man $500 that I can pee all over your bar and you'd be happy about it.''
2007-08-01 12:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by JTOdapizzLE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry...that's not that funny. Not even a little bit
2007-08-01 12:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Windy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! funny
2007-08-01 12:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by quadrunner09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-01 12:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's bad!
(but i giggled a little ;)
2007-08-01 12:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda nasty but kinda funny
2007-08-01 12:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny and so is that pizzle girls :D
2007-08-01 13:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by discoLalaa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you spend ur time thinking of these?
2007-08-01 12:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor G. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that Is funny!
2007-08-01 12:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by pepperland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋