astupid man was walking in the street and looking for aporno house....he successfully founded one....and when he knocked on the door alovely girl answered...(ya what do you want)...he said is this a porno house ...she said ...yes thats right.....he said ....is mr porno here????!!!??
2007-08-01 04:23:49 · 5 answers · asked by person x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...made me chuckle....here's one for you
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
MY FIRST TIME...........
Milking a COw!!:P
2007-08-01 04:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 11:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes, that was bad man!
2007-08-01 11:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUH.......BETER LUCK NEXT TIME
2007-08-01 11:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by Manan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-08-01 11:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋