A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
2007-08-01 04:17:15 · 8 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh gawd, that sucks but kind of funny though.
2007-08-01 04:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!!
I once sent new apprentices for (not in any particular order):
1. A long stand
2. A bucket of steam
3. A can of tartan spray paint
4. Best one - 3 metres of fallopian tubing
2007-08-01 04:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny
Here's one for you
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone “GET ME A COFFEE, QUICKLY!”
The voice from the other side responded “you fool! You have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who you’re talking to?!”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
CHeeRIoS
2007-08-01 04:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 04:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's funny.
2007-08-01 05:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-08-01 12:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... that's pretty funny!
=]
2007-08-01 04:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by guagna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that even a question?
2007-08-01 04:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by person 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋