Okay:
1. There were 3 girls. A brunette, a blonde, and a red head. There were being chased by police. They found a shack and saw 3 sacks. They all hid. The police stopped and said "Come On!, We know you are in here!" And they kicked the first sack. "RUff Ruff" Said the brunette. "Sorry little puppy" they said. They kicked the next one. "Meow Meow" said the red head. Sorry little puppy. They kicked the third sack. "Potatoes Potatoes!!"!
If you are a blonde like I am, do not get offended, it doesn't mean you are dumb.
2007-08-01 04:03:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I am a blonde 2 but it is quite rather funny!* LoL!*
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2007-08-01 04:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a trick joke. Beware-beware.
The cops must have been blonde also. Because when they kicked the second sack and heard "meow-meow"... they said... "sorry little puppy" instead of "little kitty".
At least you didn't say the cops were "guys". LOL
Have a great day and keep coming up with good ones, Nigel.
Here's a star for you.
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2007-08-01 11:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny because potatos don't say potatoe. It is also funny because even when the red head says "meaw" the officer still says "Sorry little puppy"
2007-08-01 11:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old yet funny....here's one for you
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market.
I went and looked around and couldn't find any.
So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These
vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any
poisonous chemicals?"
"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to
do that yourself."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-01 11:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 11:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so old!!!!!! and no i did not thinkit was funny i have herd it a thousand times
2007-08-01 12:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by passionet_artist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO.. B/C I'VE HEARD IT A MILLIONS TIMES
2007-08-01 11:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋