Date:tues 2 august 2007
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2007-08-01 03:31:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yerr, most of it seems sorta familiar.
2007-08-01 10:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another star my friend...so very, very true! (My Hard drive died so I've been offline over a week, soz, thx 4 all d 'best answers', I'll keep reading em).
And don't forget:
11. You wonder if got into a fight the night before and forgot because your body feels battered and bruised all over, especially the abdomen though.
12. Your brow aches and you can't understand why till you realize you're permanently frowning.
13. You wonder if you're suddenly gay because the thought of his 'thing' wedged up in there is the farthest thing from your mind (that's when the headache sets in, combine it with the frowning then you get MIGRAINE).
14. You start hallucinating that your bloke is a puppy....Food? Food? Got food? hungry hungry hungry. Sleep can? OOh did you say stick? Throw it then throw it then, go on go on...ooh your leg looks good can I hump it? Can I hump you? Can i? Can I? S*x can? Oh go on? Hungry. Sleep now......then you realize...NAH! You're normal after all, that's just men!
;-D
2007-08-01 21:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like me lol 10/10
2007-08-01 03:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi Love, Very cute and some are true!!! Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-01 18:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Mean but funny. 8/10.
2007-08-01 05:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a boy stuck in a man¸s body.
2007-08-01 03:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by sanja77 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool joke!
2007-08-01 03:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've got THAT right!! lol
Edit: The_boho_hobo: Great stuff HRT, intit? lol
2007-08-01 04:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he it sounds like how my bfriend describes me at that time!!! Brilliant x
2007-08-01 03:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by emmaloubeeee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, funny and true!
the things us women have to go through, men have it easy!
2007-08-01 03:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by Emma G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋