*Drink*
2007-08-01 03:11:19 · 20 answers · asked by Ginger Ninja 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah, "The Hypnopope" My mistake.
Pretend my question begins with the word "assume"
2007-08-01 03:16:04 · update #1
No no no they have to be in the "assume..." format :P
2007-08-01 03:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First you need to drink more and type less. That would be an improvement. Maybe we were created by an invisible penguin, but how would anyone know? And most Daves probably are evil, since I don't know any Daves personally, I can assume that to be true. Until disproved.
2007-08-01 10:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was created by an invisible God, who manifested Himself as a man, not a penguin. However, if you want to believe that the invisible God somehow resembles a penguin, that's your affair; but I know of no revelations of God in which He says He is a penguin. There are revelations to the contrary, however.
I know a really great guy named Dave, so no, not ALL people named Dave are evil.
2007-08-01 10:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do not know about the rest of the world,but I was procreated by a very visible puertorrican whore and a puertorrican ******. As for all people named Dave,that I have to say I agree. Not only they are evil,but pedophiles as well. What I cannot understand is that how a woman,who cannot be named Dave is evil. Prove to me that we are at all.
2007-08-01 10:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok but you'll have to make some prophecies come true. How about it rains next Thursday somewhere in the Western Hemisphere, and a child is born to a possum with a toe missing?
2007-08-01 10:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The penguin part is fact! It's written in the book of Linux.
2007-08-01 10:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by UpChuck 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dave Barry proves that your second premise is wrong.
But I'll accept a penguin God. Penguins are cute. :-)
2007-08-01 10:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew it....That dam bird is every where...but you have to wear your tinfoil hat to see him.....and has anyone ever known a Dave that you would trust five bucks with?
2007-08-01 10:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Faith is the belief in something without proof.
So, if you believe that in the religious sense, then it's not a question of proof.
2007-08-01 10:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!
and silverback, I like my alcohol cheap and outdated,(tossing back a shot of rum)
2007-08-01 10:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Carpathian Mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lady, that's like asking prove that I don't exist. It's nonsense. *swallows a pill* (alcohol is cheap and outdated).
2007-08-01 10:15:09 · answer #11 · answered by 12th 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋