Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell Bibles, so the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. He was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment, but hired him anyway.
So after the first days of work, they all met back at the church. The preacher looked at the first boy and asked him, "How many bibles did you sell?"
The boy stood up and said, "35."
"Is that all you sold?" the preacher asked.
"He looked at the second boy and asked him the same thing.
The boy said, "75."
"That's good," the preacher replied.
He didn't want to ask the third boy but did. The boy with the speech impediment said, "I-I-I s-s-sold 175."
The preacher was amazed and asked the boy how he managed to sell all those Bibles.
He said, "I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t them or I will r-r-read it to t-t-them."
2007-08-01 02:03:39 · 14 answers · asked by Bfloyd15 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL OH MY EFFING GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS I WISH I COULD GIVE Y A 50 STARS. OH MAN I AM LAUGHIN MY PRETTY @** OFF. HELP :)
2007-08-01 02:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
formerly commencing your shift of babysitting those boys, you will possibly desire to be arranged. under no circumstances go there withought something for them to do. Boys love: automobiles, wrestling shows, action figures, weapons, water, working, and so on. attempt taking them to the park. attempt turning on the sprinklers or water hose n enable them to play outdoors. squirt weapons, area walk chalk, motorcycles. purchase/lease movies like pokemon, any comedian e book heroes like spiderman or xmen. They love something with action. video games cud artwork yet you dont % them to get too addicted to them that they refise to do the rest. OR tell them to hold stuff from abode that they might desire to play with mutually as you're babysitting.
2016-10-13 08:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by abdulla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So pitiful...
Imagine how he feel?
I don't think the boy will felt any success even he sold the most. He might felt more sad every time he sold a bible...
2007-08-01 02:13:34 · answer #3 · answered by LaZy wOLf~~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fail.
2007-08-01 02:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is kind of funny, but a little offending to people with that problem.
2007-08-01 02:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!*
xx
2007-08-01 02:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol what a good way to get people to buy them, but thanks for the laugh that was pretty good. =]
2007-08-01 02:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♠lAUGhTERZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!!
2007-08-01 02:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2007-08-01 02:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. star
2007-08-01 03:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋