An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
2007-07-31 23:28:57 · 12 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah men you should be awarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STARˆƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹‚
2007-08-01 00:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you're slipping.......that was an old one. A mushroon walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom said, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
2007-08-01 09:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 23:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooo i wonder waht was her next question. where her live was lol . thnx for makin me laugh a star for u
2007-08-01 00:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO , 10/10
Star
2007-07-31 23:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
B-rad this was funny, but not the best!
2007-08-01 00:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. i can't even add greatness to that....... that's all you, suck up the glory sir!! hahahahahaha
2007-07-31 23:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!! That's hilariuos, star!! :-)
2007-07-31 23:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-08-01 07:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by KERRI AKA KNIGHT RIDER GIRL RWF4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god lol thats terrible lol!!! :)
2007-08-01 00:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋