Seriously. When I think of making my ordinary life extraordinary I think of my period now every time. I DESPISE getting my period. I get irritable and upset and way too sensitive, and that's not even mentioning the pain!
TAMPAX asking a question Yahoo Answers? Yeesh! I get deleted for wishing someone a happy birthday but it's OK for the symbol of bleeding and misery to ask me what would be "extraordinary"?? ROTFL! Menopause would be extraordinary! A non-tortorous menopase with no hot flashes or terrible moods! It would be extraordinary if I could never get my period again (but still be fertile, of course. My biological clock ticks at this point so that my loins ache. Tick tock. Tick tock).
Sorry, men who like to be kept in the dark. Tampax is asking YOU what makes you extraordinary too. So boys and girls, what is it? What is it about Tampax that makes YOU extraordinary?
2007-07-31 22:22:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, and the question is right up at the top of the main page! It's much funnier when you see how large and important Yahoo has made it. Here's the link though:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtU3_BlgKX04_gVFiE91CVHpy6IX?qid=20070731141513AAvfajY
(Just look to the top right of your page or any main page and you'll see how Yahoo has aggresively marketed the new "Tampax Crusade"!)
2007-07-31 22:55:48 · update #1
Real 100% Fake: LMAO! I loved that silly movie. Cried every time I watched it! And yes, ironically, Tampax and K-Pax are the SAME person. Or live in the same pad (pun intended). Isn't that just ducky?
2007-07-31 22:58:18 · update #2
(((Kallan))) So true, sweetheart, so true!
Tampax makes me female. My hot bod and cunning wit make me extraordinary. Oh... did I forget to mention my modesty?
2007-07-31 23:13:44 · update #3
Sorry, Buckshot, nope. If I am though I promise to let you know first. I'll be the one with my head spinning while I projectile vomit pea soup and my eyes turn an evil shade of red.:-P
LOL, SDW!
*Superfluity* Woo hoo! Sorry about the hysterectomy but thumbs up on the early menopause!
*Proud Muslimah* Wow! I thought I was the only one who thought that. Once I switched from pads to tampons I began to have an incredible decrease in pain too. It's still somewhat bad but it used to be simply unbearable. I would curl up in a fetal position on the floor and just weep. And my mother (whose own mother let her stay home during school when the dysmenorrhea really kicked in) forced me to go to school every time. I wonder know how I even had the stamina or the strength to get through the day. I remember the intensity of that pain; how can I forget? Mean ol' Mom.
LOL, Loki! Nope. Drinking just makes me even more nauseous when I'm menstruating and doesn't take away the pain at all for me.
2007-07-31 23:22:40 · update #4
I reported them. That they can hawk their product in a forum like this when we can't do the same thing is completely offensive and that they probably paid for it is unnerving.
I also sent a little spot to them saying that I was disgusted.
i got a violation notice for telling TAMPAX that i was disgusted by their "question".
My answer was deleted.
2007-08-01 02:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by † Seeker of Truth † 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thrice. OK, I'm WAY out of my league here, being a MALE Witch. But for sure, as someone else noted, they are very absorbant and make wonderful bandages and comresses on open, large wounds that are bleeding profusely. When I was working in the woods (in my younger days) as a logger, I found them to be essential in the first aid kit. They were sterile and could be otrn open and directly applied to a cut from a chainsaw, immediately. They rarely leaked all the way through and were large enough to cover the Gash in it's entirety and still have enough left over to tape to the injured part to hold it in place for transport to the hospital. LOL, I know it sound silly and dumb BUT, the bottom line is, they worked.
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-01 03:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I can't BELIEVE Tampax is pedaling their winged, roller-coaster-riding product HERE, too! They, like most personal care product companies, have NO taste at all.
Still, that "price check" was funny! It's happened to me, and you know most guys hate that. I use it to mess w/people's heads. If they stare, I say something weird like, "I've got a WICKED nosebleed!" or "I'm insulating my attic"...
The BEST thing to do when buying tampons is put a bunch of other weird stuff with them, like Brillo pads, condoms, rubber gloves, duct tape, massage oil and cat food. People's stares are friggin' HILARIOUS!
P.S. for the pain, most women I know swear by ibuprofen & a heating pad, then ice. Just like a sprained ankle!
2007-08-06 08:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UGH! I am totally with you on this one! I lose so much blood I look like a ghoul. I guess that what makes me extraordinary. I don't use Tampax. Toxic Shock Syndrome ya know. I like the way Always Maxi Pads say,"Have a happy period." WHAT???? How in the heck is that even possible?
2007-07-31 22:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the Magic Pill has alleviated most of my monthly agony. Someday my tw*t doc will agree to simply yank all of my equipment, then I won't have to worry about it anymore. Don't want no more babies happening here.
I have nothing to do with Tampax...I'm an old fashioned pad user. Maybe THAT makes me extraordinary.
2007-08-01 04:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The only thing better would be if Heinz were also to ask a question, and then they could take turns flashing those across the screen...
What will make me feel extraordinary is when I'm allowed to get my uterus and just my uterus (not ovaries) taken out, which gives me nothing but fibroids and killer cramps! No, I *won't* regret it, Mr. Insurance Claims Idiot!
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2016-04-28 01:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spamtax! Well, thank goodness that part of my life has passed. What made me extraordinary about spamtax, i did not use it and i won't go into gory details about why not. Now the tampon toxic shock scare has faded, i still believe that these essential and personal items need to be free for all women. What needs to be free for men? Not my concern. Menopause aint no pleasure trip either.
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2016-05-17 11:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by gabriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't want to sound as if I was preaching but what if you tried to change your perspective on the Period? The period being the way of the body purifying itself of all the angry little thoughts, the hurts, the toxic emotions that are collected there during the month. By the time of life our period of reproduction ends (and that of real production starts!), we should be able to release those emotions by ourselves and not depend only on the Period. It's good to begin practicing this early in life because later, it will be just too difficult. The physical dis-ease will subside as the perspective changes, I can promise you that. Good luck!
2007-08-06 00:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋