i just got a new phone and i want to have a funny message.
2007-07-31 21:15:26 · 10 answers · asked by clads 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Land Phones
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press
If you are a manic depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one will answer
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696
If you have a nervous disorder, please fiddle with the * key until a representative comes on the line
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth and mother's maiden name
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the
beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up now. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
2007-07-31 21:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jake in Indiana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friends of mine used a reel to reel recorder (yeah, it was old) to record a message and then played it back at half speed (so it sound all slow and low). The message was:
Things were a little slow around the house, so we decided to go out.
It sounded kinda funny when played back at low speed.
2007-08-01 02:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by dansinger61 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it was popular to do my cells answering machine was Hello?? HELLLO? Oh hey whats up!? GOTCHA or just kidding!! haha we all thought it was funny. Or me and my friends would get together and sing a real retarted song. Fun times.
2016-04-01 05:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe do a really cheesy fugue with yourself (you try to sing both parts) of "row, row, row your boat," but change the lyrics throughout, and at the end say "Answering machine -swering machine" at the part you say "life is but a dream". That would be so lame, but funny because it's lame. I dunno... maybe not. Who knows. Maybe this kind of dialog would work too. Hemming and hawing about what to put on your answering machine, and expressing your lack of confidence.
"I dunno -- this is not my best greeting, I'll admit. Believe me, I'm being very hard on myself, and I'm working to improve the greeting as we speak (snort a laugh & sigh) Oh I hate my life. Just kill me."
2007-07-31 21:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, record your message at the beep, then wait by your phone for me to call you back."
2007-07-31 21:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hello, I'm not in at the moment. I'm running biological tests on Mars to find out if there is truly life there or once were. Please leave your name and number and I will call you as soon as I return to earth. Thankyou. "
2007-07-31 21:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave your message at the
2007-07-31 21:19:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE ORDER IT WAS RECEIVED!
2007-07-31 21:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We no longer live here.
2007-07-31 21:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello? Heeelo?? Ok hold on. Can you speak a little louder please?? Thanks. Okay well thanks for calling please leave your name and number and i'll get back to you as soon as possiable
OR
Hey, wait hold on I cant hear you Oh yeah thats right im not here right now this is (insert name here) leave a message
2007-07-31 21:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ariel M 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋