Dear Wife:
You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that, by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, a faxed letter waited for him:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Your Wife
2007-07-31 20:29:04 · 24 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hell this was soooo goood
2007-08-01 09:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she is right, there are 3 18's in "54"
but there are only 1/3 of 54 in "18"
2007-07-31 22:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Wicked!!!!!!!
That was brilliant - a nice start to my day, a real good laugh!
Thanks for that!
10/10 + *
2007-07-31 20:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-31 22:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats funny indeed! i liked it so! 54 must not goes into 54 at all too!
2016-04-01 05:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait up? He probably couldn't get up!
2007-07-31 21:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that's freakin hilarious..
2007-07-31 20:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful mess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!! LOL
2007-07-31 20:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. it definitely made me laugh this morning
2007-07-31 21:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha brilliant
2007-07-31 21:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is sooo funny!
2007-07-31 21:32:15 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋