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I just got this message from a loving, kind, caring christian:

"IDIOT, IF YOU ACCEPT hIM, YOU DO NOT GO TO HELL. YOUR CHOICE. BRING SUNBLOCK IF YOU DO NOT."

So... can I? Will I need it?

2007-07-31 19:38:22 · 14 answers · asked by Dreamstuff Entity 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

He claimed in another answer that "catholicism is very far from true christianity and also a false religion, because they worship idols and Mary as well. many are christian though,they just go to the catholic church."

I'd say that's an honest-to-god american christian.

2007-07-31 19:48:41 · update #1

14 answers

my hope is that their is some smoking hot skinks to rub me down wit some cocoa butter mmmmmmm! soak in that hell fire!

2007-07-31 19:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by otis spunkmeyer 3 · 1 2

I was under the impression that there is no sun in hell, maybe I'm wrong. Just to be on the safe side, though, I'd pack one of those suits firemen wear-along with the the sunblock.

2007-08-01 02:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by tremonster 4 · 0 1

The sun block is for the beach my friend.

Heaven and Hell are places in the imagination of the "believers".

2007-08-01 02:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1 0

I heard the road to Hell is paved, I'm taking my motorcycle.

2007-08-01 02:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 2 0

I would suggest a fairly high SPF. I heard that **** gets really hot. Also, this judgmental Christian mother ******.. oh man. Don't get me started!

2007-08-01 02:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by fuqaree 2 · 0 2

Are you sure it was from a "Christian" or from a troll posing as one and pressing your "buttons". Come on now - you're supposed to have proof in your answer, as many demand.

Thought that you were educated and an intellectual ? Now, quit getting your exercise by "jumping to conclusions"!!!

2007-08-01 02:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0 4

I do not think sun block would help buut to be honest don't think you can take any thing with you.

2007-08-01 02:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mim 7 · 1 1

Sunblock won't help.

2007-08-01 02:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 1 1

Seems to me you're already blocking the Son (Jesus) from your life. And you can't take anything with you. You'll be provided with everything satan wants you to have.....misery, misery, and more misery without God/Jesus in your life forever!!

2007-08-01 02:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by connie 6 · 0 3

Believe it or not, you actually can.
There's actually many in hell who uses it.

2007-08-01 02:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by tiscpa 3 · 0 2

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