I received it sometimes ago. I hope you have a good laugh too!
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Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day, "you know I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door,and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you!You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else,"
Bubba says. "President Bush", his boss quickly retorts. "Yep," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington" and off they go. At theWhite House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his
boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The new Pope", his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let
me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope," and he disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
2007-07-31 16:50:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so funny! 11/10 Its a shame I can only give you one star. I loved that joke so much thank you!
2007-07-31 20:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait till I show Bubba this joke...
2007-07-31 22:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believed so , coz the last time i saw bubba in new york at a certain island with a big monument carrying a torch, I recognized him but not the monument(LIBERTY)
2007-07-31 17:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
heard it formerly yet what a belter, and easily to stay with the subject right here is yet another...... a precision engineering organization from liverpool had a visit from some rep's from an american engineering organization who took the possibility to boast approximately growing to be the international's smallest drill bit. on returning to the states they sent one over for the liverpool lads to look at with awe and sweetness. they drilled a hollow with the aid of it and sent it decrease back :) (little bit of city myth i think of yet i like it)
2016-10-13 07:38:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starred. Good to know EVERYONE knows Bubba... LMAO!
2007-07-31 16:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kahkahkah... Bubba is more well known than the Pope.. hahaha...
2007-07-31 17:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-31 17:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyone knows bubba!i wonder why..
lol
2007-07-31 17:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1 cracked me up
2007-07-31 16:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one exellent
2007-07-31 17:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋