I have one for you....Two peanuts are walking down the street and one's a salted.
2007-07-31 15:35:45 · 17 answers · asked by tedfromwi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
2007-07-31 15:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by the worr e ore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is really bad but for some reason I love it:
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
2007-07-31 16:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by corky_14_2000 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
best joke [what. is the difference between a woman and a boxer. a boxer stands up to get knocked down] [.a woman lays down to get knocked up.] in my opion?
2007-07-31 15:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok get ready
this dad was trying to get his kid motivated to go to school so the dad is like if you pass kindergarden i will get you orange golfballs so the kid passes kindergarden and gets the golfballs.so its the next year and the dad is like if you pass first grade i will get you purple golfballs. so the kid passes first grade and gets the purple golfballs.the next year the kid is going into second grade, so the dad is like if you pass second grade i will get you blue golfballs. so the kid passes second grade and gets the blue golfballs.the next year the boy is going to third grade so the dad is like if u pass third grade i will get u pink golf balls. so the kid passes third grade and gets the pink golfballs.so the next year the kid is going into 4th grade and he father is like if you pass fourth grade i will get you purple golfballs........
you keep on going on through the grade until college the kid is now in the hospital because he goot sick so the father ask the child what were you going to do with all those golfballs so the child is like " i i " then he died
the end
2007-07-31 16:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by khadra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
y did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side . . .
this is the best worst joke
2007-07-31 15:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by electric ✖ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best bad joke? Is this a joke?
2007-07-31 15:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ken Baldwin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What happened to the man who after being granted one wish, "said I want my pecker big enough to touch the ground?"
His legs feel off!
2007-07-31 20:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by pappysgotitgoinon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats Bob the Builders name when he retires?
Bob.
What do you do with a Fireman?
Put it out man.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms.
What did the blind, dumb, deaf kid get for christmas?
Cancer.
2007-07-31 15:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you are so stupid you took a ruler to bed just to see how long you sleep
you so poor your bologna doesn't even have a first name
2007-07-31 15:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by agirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the bird say when his cage broke?
"Cheap Cheap"
2007-07-31 15:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl!
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
2007-07-31 15:38:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋