Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an ntersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I would have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"
2007-07-31 15:23:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a great joke
2007-07-31 15:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaha!! Now, that's a Wandering Mind, My Friend! LOL.
2007-07-31 15:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I swear I saw those two women last winter!!
(re: complaints about snowbird-driving in the winter here)
:-) bbjo.
2007-07-31 21:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heee
2007-08-06 14:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!!
2007-07-31 15:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that was funny
2007-08-06 04:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that was very funny.i like it!
2007-07-31 15:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ funny
2007-08-02 18:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-05 15:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Shoes_shoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋