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Stop hanging out with the idiot that stabbed you in the eye.. That was easy!

2007-07-31 15:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I don't think you'd be able to type out this question if someone had just done that. If you are injured and asking a serious question about that on Y!A you should tell the person next to you to stab your other eye, because someone stupid enough to have that happen and NOT immediately call 911 should be stabbed repetitively.

2007-07-31 15:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

DON'T PULL IT OUT!!!! Leave it where it is and get to the ER asap. Try to keep the toothpick as still as possible and keep clam. Don't blink, maybe just keep your eyes closed and get someone else to drive either friend (not the one that stabbed you) or an ambulance.
Good Luck!!!
xx K

2007-07-31 15:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly R 5 · 0 0

see an opthamologist. you may have a scratched cornia. it hurts like hell. also, depending what was on the toothpick, you need to worry about infection.
you type pretty well for someone with a stabbed eye.

2007-07-31 15:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0 0

This is like a no-brainer. If this is real, you need to call 9-11. If not - Quit abusing yahoo answers.

2007-07-31 15:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If your eye has been punctured, have someone get you to a hospital........N O W ! ! ! !

If it has not been punctured, you're probably ok putting something cold over your eye for comfort.

But seriously, if it's punctured, get to the hospital!

2007-07-31 15:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by mvm 3 · 0 0

;) LOL!! i hope this isn't a joke. If it is, its a darn good one because I was laughing. If it were on purpose, spit on them. If it were on accident, spit on them anyway and say sorry, it was an accident. ;)

2007-07-31 15:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly 2 · 0 0

What did they mistake it for an olive ?

2007-07-31 15:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

omg! well, ahhh, get assistance immediately!
Hopefully you already pulled the toothpick out?
Wait, Is this a joke?

2007-07-31 15:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by lalala :) 3 · 0 1

CALL 911 QUICK.... tHIS COULD BE VERY SERIOUS

2007-07-31 15:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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