When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."
2007-07-31 15:12:19 · 17 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sad poor blind man.
2007-07-31 15:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent,
2007-08-08 13:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor doggie! Didn't like the "eye candy"!
2007-07-31 15:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny that one deserves a star.
2007-08-08 10:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by Busybee yep! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2 points for me.
i'll get 10 if ur nice and u choose mine for best.
lol.
2007-08-07 10:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one! I will give you a star!
2007-07-31 15:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz funny!! sad 4 the blind man
2007-08-08 14:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it still gets to me. HAHAHA...
2007-08-06 19:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man!
2007-07-31 15:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy
2007-08-08 14:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋