A married couple (elderly) was sitting in their living room one Sunday morning. They were watching a religious show where a man went around healing the people in the audience. He would tell them to put their hand over the part of their body that they wanted healed. Since most of the people in the audience were elderly, they would put their hand over their hearts, eyes, or other organs. So, the man on TV said, "Okay, now for you at home. Put a hand on the part of you body that you want healed." So the little old lady put her hand on her heart because she had frequent heart problems. She then looked over at her husband. Lifting his hand, the husband put his hand over his crotch. The little old lady then said to her husband, "He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!"
2007-07-31 14:01:19 · 6 answers · asked by nohandtyper 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..too cute! Good for the evening giggles..star for you! :D
2007-07-31 14:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Reba W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. One of my favorite jokes.
2007-07-31 14:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-31 14:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha- star
2007-07-31 14:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-07-31 14:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? i don't get it ....
ohhhhhhhhhhh:) cute !!!
2007-07-31 14:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by firstkiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋