What does Star Trek & Toilet Paper have in common? One circles around Uranus, while the other wipes out the Clingons.
2007-07-31 13:54:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats not funny
2007-07-31 14:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old.....and a variation on the original, which I cannot exactly remember but goes something like this. Where does Captain Kirk and crew enterprise look for Klingon's.......
2007-07-31 13:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by mld m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sitting onthe john to long can give ya ring around the rosie.
2007-07-31 14:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by darylh48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 13:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Use the forks" -- fantastic. stupid, yet extreme-high quality and easy. "Take me on your weeder" -- somewhat too common, i'm afraid. The Stargate lightbulb jokes are incredibly insightful and unique. "One with the forks" -- extra sensible than the "weeder" one. "Darth Gator" -- Uh, no. i admire the megastar Wars vs. huge ones. "very final front ear" -- Ha. Gotta love the "Setesh shield" one. this is a classic! megastar Wars vs. megastar Trek characters -- staggering! Hilarious! "A droid guffawing its head off" -- a groaner, in spite of the shown fact that it grows on you because of the fact it is so seen. "Obi-Wan Baloney" -- this is in actuality a goaner. "could the Fourth be with you" -- Wasn't that a action picture poster with Yoda or something? besides, you do could desire to have the skill to duck with that one. "Duct tape" -- staggering on! different than, it would be reported to "bind the galaxy together" 'reason this is how Obi-Wan defined the tension. i'm a nerd. "the thank you to be responsive to you're misplaced" -- they only lack the mandatory punch. returned, i admire the Stargate lightbulb jokes! "the thank you to get an alien gadget to paintings" -- suitable! "April fool's on the employer" -- staggering, yet i think of they are somewhat out of order :) Of the bumper stickers, i admire the "3 products", "Kirk", "Klingon", and "Tribble" ones. McCoy, crabs, get it? HA! "Pi" -- Checkov could desire to ask something like, "Russian vegetable pie, sir?" "technological understanding friction" -- groaner.
2016-12-11 06:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by lacue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-31 13:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Expecto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋