A married couple walked into a Jamaican Sandals shop.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in.
Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could
sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after some badgering, tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down
his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,
You got dem on da wrong feet, Mon!
2007-07-31 13:05:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is so funny! LMFAO!!!!!! cant stop laughing. ow, belly ache. hahahahahahaha
2007-07-31 13:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice touch man
but why did the jamaican scream after his pants were ripped off!!!
2007-08-01 05:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by kool_karan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, this is as funny as ever, and the suspense is kept right till the end.You do starr.
2007-08-01 18:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by heartywalk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good1! Most original I've seen today!
2007-07-31 13:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao This is laugh out loud funny. Tell me this. What would have happened if the wife would have put them on? The right feet, of course. Thanks for the late night laugh.
2016-04-01 04:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Debra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-31 14:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! I needed a smile.
sandy :O)
2007-07-31 13:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cracked me the hell up, thanks you dont know how bad i needed a good laugh.
2007-07-31 17:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by lola7737 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! a star for you!!!
2007-07-31 13:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ok I don't get it.
2007-07-31 13:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋