There were three to be executed, a Mykla, a Calamity and a Whale called jim jr m. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.
Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. Calamity was afraid of needles and did'nt want to be hanged.the girl chose the electric chair. she sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that she could go free. They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set her free.
The girl called Mykla was also afraid of needles and did'nt want to be hanged so she too chose the electric chair. Once again, the chair didn't work and she was free.
Next it was the Whale jim jr m's turn to pick how he was to be executed. He said "I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair won't work so you're going to have to hang me".
2007-07-31 12:44:56 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did he p*ss himself?
2007-07-31 23:17:28 · answer #1 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first thought was "I didn't know dolphins and whales trained dogs." Yes, I know. I'm insane. I think if you tried any other training method on a wild animal you would get either no result or mauled or dead. (Ok I'm not letting myself get into horrible training methods that have been used in the past or present, say, in the circus and whatnot.) But if you tried the Koehler method on a bear, let's say, what do you think would happen? lol It is my preference that wild animals be left in the wild and not trained to do anything at all for our entertainment. That must also be said. Dogs, unlike a wild beast, has a different relationship to human kind. I think positive reinforcement is a must when you train because the dog needs to know when he's done the right thing. When he isn't? What do you do then? That's up to the individual trainer to determine the best course of action to take. (Hitting the dog is not appropriate. Nor is kicking or screaming at the dog. That must also be said, lest anyone think that I'm giving license to engage in animal abuse.) I think a good trainer will know. Also... Not everyone has it in them to train dogs. Just like not everyone has it in them to build cars or fix computers or the plumbing or diagnose and treat a dog's symptoms. There are professionals for that. Sometimes they need to be sought out. ok I've had 20 interruptions typing this so I have no earthly idea whether it makes any sense or not. And I have to go. BYE!
2016-05-19 02:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, sounds like you 2 are having a whale of a time at jim jr m's expense, i'm hanging on your every word girls.
2007-07-31 13:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO A sentence from the hanging judge I presume LOL
2007-07-31 12:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahaaa is jim jr m a blonde???? lol
(no offence to any blonde persons out there)
2007-07-31 12:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
electric chair didn't work how many times? they were bad conductors,
2007-07-31 13:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - didn't see it coming actually - here's a star for originality
2007-08-01 00:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and here i thought whales were smarter than blondes, i knew where this was going too, but i kept reading in hopes... in hopes...
2007-07-31 13:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh, like a five out of ten
2007-07-31 12:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. 8/10.
2007-07-31 12:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋