A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."
Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"
This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.
2007-07-31 12:24:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.
Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
2007-07-31 12:25:15 · update #1
That was great. Please Take a star.
2007-07-31 13:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by nohandtyper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My least favorites are espresso and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. i might have expected something greater suitable in such habitual flavors. My sought after replaced into* Kahlua-Amaretto. I say replaced into because of the fact it does not look stocked in shops any further. The final place I had it replaced into on the Waterbury, VT area.
2016-10-13 06:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very Funny, Good one....7/10
2007-07-31 12:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by best.ninja.ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny was in school and he asks the teacher can i go to the toilet the teacher say yes then he asks will you come in with me the teacher says no. then johnny says i'll tell my daddy. So then the teacher goes into the bathroom with johnny and a few seconds later johnny says show me your boobs and the teacher says no then johnny says i'll tell my daddy so they end up ******* all night long.
2007-07-31 16:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by majella h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 13:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought it was funni, star 4 you... !
2007-07-31 12:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by acv1106 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!!
2007-07-31 12:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by musicbaybee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,heard this one but still cant get enough....
2007-07-31 12:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by kudos_009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-31 12:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah, i get that :D
2007-07-31 12:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋