Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here from New York in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by...when the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said...I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.
When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley."
2007-07-31 11:23:36 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Zappyzip-Read it again, Honey, only this time put your mind in the gutter. Now, how would that flea get from the stewardess's coochie to that Harley guy's mustache??? Okaaay! There ya have it!;)
2007-07-31 11:42:08 · update #1
You don't hear too many good cunnilingus jokes.
(For the guy who didn't get it)
2007-07-31 11:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
?? how did the flea get back on the Harley
2007-07-31 18:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Zappyzip 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's nice to know we have some people that tell good, clean jokes these days!
2007-07-31 18:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha..thanks for the laugh!! I split my sides I think!! my hubby thought it was funny too...it is an awesome joke, so have a star!
:)
2007-08-01 17:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Madonna S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best one I have heard in a while.
2007-07-31 18:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! =)
2007-07-31 18:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by metalchick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
. ...heard it before .....no didn't star in the BET TVX version.
but funny never-the-less
2007-08-01 17:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a knee-slapper.
2007-07-31 18:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by gfwiggles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gross but relatively funny...
2007-07-31 18:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
AHH DIRTY I think its way funny*
2007-07-31 18:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋