A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
a masked
>robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.
>
>Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
tiny
>bullets in because it was too risky to operate on the babies.
She gave
>birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>
>All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
the room in
>tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle
and this
>bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it
was okay
>and explained what happened 16 years ago.
>
>About a month later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears.
>"Mom,
>I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the
mother told
>her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
>
>A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "Its okay"
said the
>Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a
bullet came
>out."
>
>"No," said the boy, "I wa
2007-07-31 10:57:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
' i was jacking off and i shot a cat'
very funny but i heard it before
2007-07-31 11:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by prplfae 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-31 11:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! so funny i forgot to luagh! if prplfae was right than it still isnt that funny
2007-07-31 11:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be ok if you finish it
2007-07-31 11:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i did not like or get the joke.
2007-07-31 11:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by renefwlr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not finished
2007-07-31 11:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he died?
2007-07-31 11:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Oby O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE finish it please!!
2007-07-31 11:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by j j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋