First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy Class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go Ahead and do the same thing, he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them, and told them, The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.
2007-07-31 10:46:52 · 8 answers · asked by Dreamer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I fell off my desk chair!!
2007-07-31 11:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-19 01:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 11:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah= i saw that actually happen on a documentary following med students, except it was a cup of urine!
2007-07-31 11:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*phew* another reason to avoid the medicine career
2007-07-31 13:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH that is sooo gross!! lol. Really people where do ya'll come up with these things???
2007-07-31 11:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by j j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so gross but funny
2007-07-31 10:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by I love Neville LongbottomDA/RA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWW*
2007-07-31 10:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋