An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.
The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
2007-07-31 10:31:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good job! I think that it's funny as heck - and I wish that you had a couple of more. I love jokes and can't remember them for more than five minutes. So, I keep a 'copy' of the ones I really like. This one is a 'keeper'! Thanks a lot.
2007-07-31 10:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Pete W 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny - besides if he picked the clothes he would be walking around campus with someone's dirty laundry instead of riding a cool bike!!
2007-07-31 17:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I heard it before as Texas Aggies!
2007-07-31 17:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's pretty funny, but it's a "joke formula" that's used frequently, so it's not the best joke I ever heard and I'm not dying to tell it to someone else....
2007-07-31 17:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by felixthecat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are telling it to another engineer then it would be funny, but as for the rest of us... it was OK.
2007-07-31 17:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by sashafan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one a loooong time ago but it's still as funny as it was the first (and only) time I ever heard it
2007-07-31 17:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute. Not really laugh out loud funny, but it got a smile.
2007-07-31 17:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by rebecca m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a great choice because he saved himself from getting HIV or a child from wedlock. LOL
2007-07-31 17:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
I should send it to my engineer friends :)
2007-07-31 17:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope I never meet up with EITHER of these two losers! lol!
2007-07-31 17:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋