One night Smila brought home a dozen red roses to his wife.
"How lovely, dear," she said, "what's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you," he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."
The next day Smila came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love to her.
"I'm actually tired," said the wife. "Not tonight."
Every night for a week poor Smila brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was 'no' Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable Smila!" she cried. "But what are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead pus*y.
2007-07-31 10:29:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, love it, Fame at last, hahahahaha, but i owe you one now.
2007-07-31 13:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO Talk about a lucky black cat I think thats called Dead Cat Syndrome
2007-07-31 17:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh that is soooooooooooooooooo good, just got in from a bad night taxiing and that has just cheered me up. It is particularly good as there is one sad old driver who lives alone bar for his cat and he keeps telling us things his ***** has done. Oh excellent timing.
2007-07-31 21:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey a cute dirty joke, love those kitties.
2007-07-31 17:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-31 22:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
Poor smila, at least he is famous ha ha.!!!
2007-07-31 18:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha now dats funny! a dirty little joke!! cute!
2007-07-31 20:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by xxxsweetangelxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so f**kin hilarious, pmsl hahahahahahahahahahaahhahaaa!!!!!
2007-07-31 17:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha.not heard it b4.will use that one again!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-31 17:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-07-31 18:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋