On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
2007-07-31 09:31:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS TOTALLY SEXEST!!! but it was still REALLY FUNNY!!! lol. actually more like lmfao
2007-07-31 10:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by xhedgehogsrockx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 06:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. Black eyes ? sounds like Dracula dude..
2007-07-31 09:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have to say that i read this on here about a week ago it has lost some of its humor
2007-07-31 09:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is she going to get an iron if her baggage is not 'carry on". I dont get it....Just kidding....Funny,ha,ha
2007-07-31 10:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this one was a great joke.
2007-07-31 09:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha shouldn't be laughing really, so heres a star :D
2007-07-31 09:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one
2007-07-31 09:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats great. that just made my day.
2007-07-31 09:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by Joshy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
I shouldnt laugh!
2007-07-31 09:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by Clare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋