Elderly couple Earl and Jane have been together for over 65 years. One day Earl dies and his poor wife Jane is left all by herself. She feels more and more depressed everyday without him so she decides to shoot herself and then at least she can be with him again. So she goes and gets one of Earls guns and wants to shot herself in the heart but she does not know where her heart is. She calls her doctor and asks him and he tells her that the heart is located under the left breast. She gets off the phone sits in the couch and does the job thinking that she can finally see her Earl again. Later that day poor Jane was admitted in the hospital...... with a bullet in her knee!!!!
2007-07-31 09:13:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
adorable--yes it is a lady's joke but more for old ladies..like me
2007-07-31 09:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As I answer this I am the 8th person. That's four gals and four guys. Your joke is a very good one. (But your instincts are a little off.)
Here's a star - have a great day.
2007-07-31 09:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a guy and I am clueless about the joke.
2007-07-31 09:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by L W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming as soon as the cucumber was mentioned
2016-05-19 01:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I guess my feminine side got that one. Or I'm close to being a geezer.
2007-07-31 09:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Darn gravity!!!
2007-07-31 09:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Babe that's funny.old saggy breast.
2007-07-31 09:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by TEC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but kinda gross. saggy boobs! theres a star. :)
2007-07-31 09:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
her breast sagged? lol
2007-07-31 09:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sean Durkman 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH SHI* this is too funny
2007-07-31 11:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋