to find my wife (who is in her thirties) is at home happily jumping unclothed, on our bed and squealing with delight.
I watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
She continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
I thought very quickly and said, "What did he say about your 42-year old a*r*s*e?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
Serve me right I s'pose
2007-07-31 09:11:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My apologies. I mis-placed this here.
2007-07-31 09:22:12 · update #1
lol u dont need me to tell u its in the wrong place as everyone already told u...but good joke by the way!! will be sure to tell my friends it hehe =D
2007-08-02 07:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife with awesome breasts was jumping up and down naked on the bed in front of you and you said that? Not only is this in the wrong place and not a question, but you're an fool. Unless it never happened and you were trying to be funny, then you're a lying fool.
2007-07-31 16:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Just Why? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, very funny! Instead of insulting maybe you should have whipped out the twister. Hey she was already naked, could have been fun!
good joke none the less.
2007-07-31 16:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - and good to see a gooner on here. Faaarrr too many spuds knocking around for my liking ;)
2007-07-31 18:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mr_Digger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I like it even if it's not true and in the wrong forum.
2007-07-31 16:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by lmphslaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you post that here there is a jokes section you know !
2007-07-31 16:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Easy shecky.
You'll be here all week, I presume?
2007-07-31 16:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Dalice Nelson 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-02 11:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!..this is under toddler tough
2007-07-31 17:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Ruth habla español 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little bit amusing, and if it is true I guess you had it coming to you - ha ha
2007-07-31 16:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by The one 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋