2007-07-31 08:35:09 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"LUCKY JOHNNY"
Little Johnny asked his mother where babies come from. His mother decided the direct approach was best so she undressed and pointed to her vagina and said "You came from here" Little Johnny went back to school, and as his mother was picking him up on Friday, the other kids said "Bye Lucky!" Have a Good Weekend Lucky" "See Ya Lucky!" His mother said "Why do they call you Lucky, Johnny?" Johnny said "I told them about when I was born, holding his finger and thumb apart an inch, "I came THIS CLOSE to being a turd!"
2007-07-31 08:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Money Maker
One evening a man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $500 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $1000 a year."
2007-07-31 15:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so there is this deaf couple. They are newly weds and they have a serious problem. You see, every night when they go to bed and turn out the lights, they don't know how to tell if they other person wants to have sex or not. Because, they cannot simple ask, and they can't see sign language in the dark.
So, one morning the woman signed languaged to her husband that she had an idea. She signed that when they are in bed, if he wants to have sex then he should touch her left breast, and if he doesn't he should touch her right breast. The man thought about this for a second and then had an idea of his own. He told his wife that if she wants to have sex she should pull his dick one time, if she doesn't want to have sex she should pull it fifty times!
2007-07-31 15:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Hangin Round, Downtown ... 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
last day as a mailman.
it was this mailman's last day on his job for about 20 years. when he goes from house to house they each give him a present. the first family gives him a box of chocolates and a card. the second invites him to dinner. at the third house this gorgeous woman is standing at the door and she invites him in and they have sex. the next morning the woman makes him breakfast. under a glass of orange juice, there's 10 dollars. he asks the woman whay it's for? she says "well when i was asking my husband (who's on a business trip) what to get you for your retirement. he said, **** him, give him ten dollars..oh and the breakfast was my idea...
2007-07-31 15:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why does the blonde have a bruised bellybutton?
She has a blonde boyfriend.
2007-07-31 15:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by mury902 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i do
2007-07-31 15:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by Noel P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋