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2007-07-31 08:26:30 · 35 answers · asked by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what utter nonsense
If ifs and ands were pots and pans what a clanging world it would be.
If you believe in magic sandals, I can only shake my head in disbelief.
2007-07-31 08:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I already know someone who has made a bicycle that you can use on land as well as water, but your sandals beat that.
The problem with science is that scientists try to spread the truth about what they really do , and how their inventions really work, or else people would be following Scientology ( OK , The religion of science, you know, I speak here and it is heard 10 kms away! ITS A MIRACLE! Bell is the new Messiah!)
2007-07-31 08:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist would not see a pair of freaking shoes as a blessing. How about something important like an end to war or poverty? If there were a god, there would not be such things.
2007-07-31 08:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by Robb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least I'd finally have some evidence to investigate. Can't say what I would believe without that investigation. But does god blessing me mean that I don't have to pay the $150?
2007-07-31 08:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If someone called "God" said "hey.... hey man, take these sandals, they're MAGIC sandals, you'll be able to walk on water!", I'd back away very slowly, nodding and smiling, and hopefully duck into a crowd of people. I may also run away.
2007-07-31 08:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would I be paying the $150 to god?
2007-07-31 08:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Alan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, in ancient Japan, the ninja had shoes that DID allow them to walk on water. They were wide enough to spread the force of a ninja's weight over a broad enough surface to not sink (immediately). They did have to move their feet constantly, but they could walk across the surface of water with the shoes equipped.
2007-07-31 08:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can tell.
No, I'd just keep the sandals. Walking on water would be cool and save time.
2007-07-31 08:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, water-sandals.
Mmmm, $150.00?
Bleauch, all spoiled, look what God did to all the Jews and gays. Throw sandals away. Burn sandals. Miracles or not, you can't buy my devotion or impress me with superphysical phenomena.
2007-07-31 08:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you I'd probably walk on water and get all the fundies to call me the second coming of Jesus. Then I'd take all their money and laugh at them as I chilled on a beach in the Caribbean.
2007-07-31 08:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by chlaxman17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, but I'd still want to know why he'd given such a crap blessing. Blessing Japan with stable plate tectonics might be a better way to occupy his time.
2007-07-31 08:45:34 · answer #11 · answered by LifeIsAFreeTripRoundTheSun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋