A young woman visits her doctor, and tells him she has a terrible discharge,
"Take your pants off and lie up on the couch, so I can examine you"
As the doctor probes her deeper and deeper he asks her if she feels ok,
"OK" she says
"It feels fantastic but the discharge is in my ear"
;-)
2007-07-31 08:13:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just got home from running errands all afternoon. what a nice way to start my Y!A session. thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-31 09:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats humorous...i got here across this familiar practitioner humorous tale...right here is going.... lmao thats humorous...thought you choose this one too a doctor became having an affair together with his nurse. almost immediately later on, she informed him that she became pregnant. not desiring his spouse to be conscious of, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to pass to Italy and have the toddler there. "yet how will I permit you be conscious of the toddler is born?" she asked. He spoke back, "merely deliver me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. i will guard expenses." not understanding what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went via, and then at some point the familiar practitioner's spouse referred to as him on the place of work and reported, "costly, you gained an particularly unusual postcard in the mail on the instant from Europe, and that i don't comprehend what it means." The familiar practitioner reported, "merely wait till i'm getting homestead and that i visit describe it to you." Later that night the familiar practitioner got here homestead, examine the postcard, and fell to the floor with a coronary heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the wellness center emergency room. the top medic stayed back to convenience the spouse. He asked what trauma had brought on the cardiac arrest. So the spouse picked up the cardboard and look at: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - 2 with sausage and meatballs; 2 without."
2016-10-01 03:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-07-31 08:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-07-31 09:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by geoff2934 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That was a very very funny one!!
2007-07-31 11:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by ~Kitana~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was soon after.
2007-07-31 08:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.......
2007-07-31 08:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Lulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very witty i like it ha ha ha ha
2007-07-31 08:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must try that my doctors yummy !!!!!!
2007-07-31 08:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one ;D
2007-07-31 09:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋