I'd like to hear some of the best pick up lines you've used or had used on you...I'd also like to hear the cheesiest pick up lines you've heard...I could use a good laugh today
2007-07-31 07:35:26 · 20 answers · asked by Cupcakes Moosey! 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I've got skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?
So... you live around here often?
(Steven Wright)
Wow! You must be a parking ticket cuz you've got" Fine! Fine!! Fine!" written all over you!
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can sure see myself in there.
hey its cold ouside can i use your thighs as ear muffs
the cops are looking for my dick and i need a place to hide it...can i use your pants?
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
2007-07-31 07:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard a good pick up line to be honest. I HATE pick up lines. The cheesiest one I ever heard however was something along the lines of "Did it hurt falling from Heaven? 'Cause you look like an angel". Horrible, horrible, horrible!!!! LOL
2007-07-31 14:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by elizatash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesiest: Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
2007-07-31 14:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ruca713 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juan Two 345 - That was creative. Probably the best so far....it made me laugh instead of roll my eyes.
Ray E - It sounds pathetic, but that one would probably work on me. It's kinda sexy.
Al - You have to admit these were pretty good. Just my opinion.
2007-07-31 14:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tiffany L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"wanna be my baby's daddy" - actually used on me
"hey, my name's mr. right, i hear youve been looking for me" - used and actaully got me a date
"nice shoes, wanna @#$%?" - heard it used, heard him get smacked too
others
-"if i said you had a beutiful body would you hold it against me?"
-"you must be tired, youve been running though my mind all day"
-"you must have a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants"
-"you okay? mustve hurt whan you fell from heaven"
-"what would you do if i kissed you right now?"
-"i was hoping to wait untill the end of the date to kiss you, but your just so beautiful i dont think i can wait"
-*look over their shoulder* "oh just looking at your tag, it says 'made in heaven'"
-"can i buy you a drink"
-"i wanna sop you up with a bisket"
i could go on all day...
2007-08-01 17:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best: Hi, how are you?
Cheesiest: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2007-07-31 14:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) i might not be fred flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock!..
2) if you were a booger i would pick you first
3) are your feet hurting?..because you have been running through my mind all day!
2007-07-31 14:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by tessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you've got a sexy body would you hold it against me?
2007-07-31 14:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by buster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive lost my phone number, can i have yours? - worked
Ive got a new ping pong table. - worked
I got a new camera, I really would like to take pictures of you - NOT
2007-07-31 14:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by marinatedpickles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, how about we go back to my place and do some math. We'll add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
2007-07-31 14:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by juan_two_345 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋