I have a terrible, condescending witch of a boss that I have the privilege to be leaving in about two weeks. In the next two weeks, I'd like to make her life as much of a living hell as it can be, but do it legally, and smoothly enough to keep my job until it's time to leave. I know for a fact that I will not need a reference when I leave b/c I'm going to grad school with full funding for the next five years. Here's the kicker - she works for the city and is a vindictive, evil woman, so everything has to be completely legal. Anyone answering that I should just be mature and finish out my prison sentence (haha) is just wasting their time.
2007-07-31 07:17:16 · 22 answers · asked by Oops! Unsure housewife! 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment ➔ Other - Careers & Employment
Do you want a real answer? Most of the answers above will make YOU look like an idiot. Eventually, that will come back and haunt you. You might not think it will, but it's a small-small world.
I don't normally promote revenge, as i believe in Karma, but if you MUST do something ...
1. Let a cricket go in her office ... will drive her crazy for years!
2. Get a small voice recorder and record a cat meowing, or some other ridiculous thing on it. Hide it in her ceiling and play it on a loop. The other staff will start rumours that she is crazy, because she will always be saying "Did you hear that?"
3. Use her email and mailing address to sign up for every crappy piece of SPAM marketting you can.
4. Put the smelly rotting fish in her hupcap.
5. Set her Outlook Mail Rules to BCC her boss on every outgoing message. She'll catch on eventually, but if she is really evil I'm sure she'll say something to get herself in $hit before the IT guys figure it out.
Hope that helped, but beware of the karma ...
2007-08-08 01:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by C S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide pieces of fish in her office (for example, inside the curtain rod, under the last drawer of the desk, etc) An old egg would do the trick too. Try to put them in hiding places that receive a good amount of direct sunlight throughout the day. Act like nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
2007-08-07 18:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by LAINE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone pretty much has said what I would do,
Come in late
Take long lunches
Leave early
Don't follow dress code
Make a mess at your desk and in the area around you
My current boss (she was a co-worker when I started) does all of the above and it definitely pisses me off. She also used to laugh at me when I would ask her a question. She's one of those "fake" seeming people too, so maybe if you try to do all that?
2007-07-31 07:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Smith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-08 22:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do little annoyances that is legal. Do your job with an attitude when she is around. Be sloppy. Pretty much anything the boss hates just keep persisting against it.
2007-07-31 07:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres the deal. If you do all of this stuff she may respect you more and give you a raise promotion and a referal....you may even get her off hours number or her daughters phone number for a date. SOOOOOO you win either way here buddy. Good luck and have fun with it!!!! I admire you.
Your biggest fan!!
2007-08-07 15:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your boss enjoy japanese noise rock? If not, buy a "melt-banana" cd and play it on the sound system or bring a boombox. It's legal and it will make your boss cringe with acrimony.
2007-07-31 07:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a bunch of personal calls.
Come in late, take long lunches, and leave early.
Ignore her when she talks or make her repeat everything over and over and over.
Surf the net (which I'm guessing you already are!!!)
Clip your fingernails and toenails.
Brush your teeth at your desk (or any other annoying hygiene things)
Sleep on your desk.
Have fun!!!!
2007-07-31 07:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Create a dating service profile with some provacative pic you found on the internet and have all the mail go to her at the office.
2007-07-31 07:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rise above it. Be mature and just walk away, knowing that YOU were the decent person, and that she was the idiot.
Then in about 6 months, sever the brake pipes on her car.
2007-08-08 00:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Subic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋