"Annette"!! Sad but true!!
2007-07-31 06:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by bottoms 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Amusing ~~
2007-07-31 06:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought ballerina stretching:
An over-the hill woman walks into a lounge, walks up to one end of the crowded bar, raises one arm as high as she could in the process of which she displayed an armpit full of long, black hair, and loudly calls out "Will any of you gentlemen buy a lady a drink?"
A potted drunk on the other end of the bar peers down it with his bleary eyes and slurs "Yesh.....I'll buy the ballerina a drink"!
The bartender serves the drink, which the woman promptly downs and then goes into her routine again, raising her arm, displaying that armpit full of longish black hair, and again calls out "Will any of you gentlemen buy a lady a drink?"
Once again the potted drunk on the other end of the bar peers down it with his bleary eyes and slurs "Yesh.....I'll buy the ballerina a drink"!
The bartender serves the drink and then returns to the drunk and says, "Say, why are you calling that woman on the other end of the bar a ballerina? Do you know her?"
And the drunk replied, "No, I don't know her, but she must be a ballerina to be able to lift her leg that high!"
2007-07-31 06:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dreadfully sad but true!
2007-07-31 06:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by gnomiechick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of the children!!!
2007-07-31 06:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Shrednaut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funnier because it turned out to be clean!
2007-07-31 06:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkey
2007-07-31 06:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by HopeH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that so men and children can lay all their troubles on her!!!
2007-07-31 06:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mooma
2007-07-31 06:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋