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which is your favorite all-purpose, meaningless reply?

2007-07-31 06:20:35 · 21 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Man, you guys are right...I forgot a lot of great ones! LOL

2007-07-31 06:27:36 · update #1

21 answers

The "out of context" one.
Especially when I'm quoting THEIR bible!
LOL that's the height of irony.

2007-07-31 06:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

"God said it" because that one would seem to be the most powerful of the 3 that they could say. Since God is "the man" of it all, the buck stops there. However, to me it's also the one that makes the least amount of sense. "God said it right here in the bible." Wow, really? You sure one of the writers or translators didn't think it sounded good and put it in? That one wins because it's a ridiculous argument to make to an atheist, but there's no hope of them budging from their stance either. When you reach that point in a religious debate with a christian, you just kinda have to laugh to yourself and move on.

2007-07-31 13:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 2 1

"The "out of context" one.
Especially when I'm quoting THEIR bible!
LOL that's the height of irony."

The non-Christians usually say logic is lacking in Christians, but this is a classic case of pot...kettle...black

Quoting the Bible doesn't mean you're retaining the context of the quote. Geez! :(

2007-07-31 13:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Machaira 5 · 1 1

You're not filled with the Holy Spirit, so how can you possibly understand the bible?

(As if one has to be possessed to understand words on a page..)

2007-07-31 13:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 5 1

"It's in the bible", "because it said so in the bible", "god is infinite before his time" "because god said so" can't forget there is nothing after the one liner meaningless replies

2007-07-31 13:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

i can't stand the "god said it, that settles it"
ahhh, drives me CRAZY.
don't get me wrong, i'm not an atheist, not that there's anything wrong with that, that answer is just so out of context. haha.
yeah, i prolly like out of context best.

by the way, i LOVE samurai jack!

2007-07-31 13:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by starryeyedsurprise 2 · 3 2

I could just bust my head open when I hear this one:
"we cannot understand god's will or intentions"

2007-07-31 13:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 6 · 5 0

At the end of any theological arguement: "One day you will fall on your knees and beg God for forgiveness."

No faster way to lose credibility, in my book.

2007-07-31 13:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kaka R 2 · 7 1

the out of context...
seems everything is always out of context
there probably isn't any context at all
the bible has no context

2007-07-31 13:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

"You can't read it correctly without the Holy Spirit"

That is absolute evidence of cult mentality and brainwashing.

2007-07-31 13:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by novangelis 7 · 2 1

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