god appears to a man and says " you will have to stop drinking,smoking and having sex. man replies "no problem". god comes back two weeks later and says " well how did you get on". the man replies " well the drink and cigarettes were easy,but when my wife bent over to get some meat out of the freezer i couldn't help it i had to give her one their and then". god says " they dont like that sort of thing in heaven" and the man replied " they dont like that sort of thing in asda either
2007-07-31 06:04:09 · 18 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
asda is a supermarket
2007-07-31 06:10:51 · update #1
LoL!* That is dirty!*
Asda - always lowering prices!* :D:D:D:D!* LoL!*
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2007-07-31 06:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What does ASDA stand for? Here's the stuff I came up with.
American Student Dental Association
American Stamp Dealers Association
American Society of Dentist Anesthesiologists
American Sand Drag Association
Australian Screen Directors Association
Arkansas State Dental Association
Which one is it?? I'm clueless. I would have gotten the joke if I knew what ASDA stands for.
2007-07-31 06:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Lexii. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a man and his wife have just moved to a new town and wish to join the local church.
one sunday they,go to speak with the vicar.
'in order to join our church,you must abstain for sex for two weeks,' says the vicar.
'not a problem,' the man replies.
After two weeks,the couple come back to the church.
'Well,' says the vicar, 'did you manage ok?'
'i'm afraid not,' said the man sadly. 'my wife bent over to pick up a tin of beans that had fallen of the shelf.i couldn't resist!'
'in that case,' says the vicar,'you and your wife are banned from the church.'
'that's ok,' says the man,'we're banned from Asda too.'
2007-07-31 06:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A star & 10/10, very funny
2007-07-31 06:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt understand the asda part cuz i dont know where that is. but it was i guess 7/10
2007-07-31 06:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol thats joke man tell me some more you so funny trust
2007-07-31 06:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by missym_1808 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-07-31 06:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
Funny
I'll Star
2007-07-31 06:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it got a chuckle from me
2007-07-31 06:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by jabman05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats asda?
2007-07-31 06:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋