Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When Drunk:
British Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.
2007-07-31 05:01:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
misjg, you are so right about a Y/A adult area
2007-07-31 06:11:10 · update #1
LOL.
You also have difficulty saying:
"What seems to be the problem, officer?" (What seems to be the officer, problem?)
"There is no alcohol in my blood!" (There is no blood in my alcohol!)
haha. thanks for making my day
2007-07-31 05:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Things are impossible to say when drunk? I can't ever remember saying anything when drunk. I thought beer shut down the speech centres of the brain to prevent social embarrassment.
2007-07-31 05:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by rob w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 02:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful
2007-07-31 05:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think I'll go for a skinny dip
I have to tell you the truth about something . . .
Hey, I can give you $100 bucks/quid
Sit on the steps of a police station at 3:00 a.m. eating Chinese food and chatting up the 'boys' (true one)
2007-07-31 09:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Pacifica 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The second list I couldn't even say sober!
You're right with the third one - it's like you've seen me drunk.
2007-07-31 05:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the classics
"it wasnt me"
"what the hell would I want to do that for?"
"Ah, I remember how I got here!"
"I could sleep on this bench in the snow, but I think I'll carry on walking home"
"You want how much for the taxi!?"
"Sorry I'm an aweful dancer, like an epileptic"
"No, the police car looks tempting, but I'm sure I could urinate in a toilet"
"Yes I know its 2am, but I still dont fancy a kebab and chips"
And for the brits anyway.....
"You know, I dont fancy a pint, I think I'll have a half or an orange juice, I get appalling hangovers you know!"
2007-07-31 05:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by Muddy 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If im that Drunk i am usually sleeping under the table by then
2007-07-31 21:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, liked this one.
You could add to the impossible list.
I think that traffic cone/ supermarket trolley is fine where it is.
I think I'll wait till I get home, there's a toilet there.
Yes, 20 popadums is probably to many.
No, you're right and good friends shouldn't argue.
2007-07-31 05:09:10 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy S 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hi I love you right they are so hard to do when your drunk not easy when sober either nice one!
2007-07-31 05:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Minish a doublish, timesh tree.
2007-07-31 05:12:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋