I am writing a non-fiction novel, mostly bout real life situations. It's about this young man, James Conkins, and he's very daring. Basically, this part in the book. He's at the library, and he decides to touch a womans butt. But how would he without her getting mad, or reacting?
2007-07-31 04:09:51 · 9 answers · asked by Adam Banks 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the only way maybe would be if he acted like it was on accident. i would be highly pissed if a stranger walked up in a library and grabbed my ***. he'd have to act like he swished by her or something
2007-07-31 04:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by britney487 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, since your making this all up, it's not really non-fiction. that is unless you're about to actually try doing this and then write about the results. if that's the case, you might as well make it a freak accident if you're gonna make it an accident at all. have james fall off one of those sliding ladders they use in some libraries just as he's sliding past her being pushed by an angry wild boar that was let loose in the library by mistake. he falls and grabs at the first thing he can reach and it turns out to be a woman's butt. he grabs it like a cheeseburger right b4 he hits the floor and is saved from almost certain death by her curvy buns. he thanks her and offers to buy her dinner for allowing him to use her rear as a life-saving device. she accepts and after dinner one thing leads to another and they end up having breakfast the next morning at her place.
2007-07-31 11:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Robert C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one totally depends on the woman. You never know how a person is going to react to something like that. He could have the woman do anything from laugh it off thinking it was an accident, or turn around and knock him out.
2007-07-31 11:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by elizatash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any physical contact could bring about a sexual harrasment claim,so get him to push his nose in there,make it worth his while.
2007-07-31 11:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by havanadig 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"hey, there was a fly on your butt" James said with a ear-to-ear smirk on his face.
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2007-07-31 11:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Hermes711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By pretending he is blind and looking for the braille section.
2007-07-31 11:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe he could "drop" a book, and while reaching down for it, lose his balance a bit. he could "flail" with his arm. then he apologises.
2007-07-31 11:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by freespirit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come up behind her and GRAB iT
smack that alll on the floor...lmao
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2007-07-31 11:14:23 · answer #8 · answered by *Fluorescent Adolescent* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he cant d that. change it up
2007-07-31 11:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by yaya 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋