i would be laughing for eternity
2007-07-31 03:50:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd have to chuckle.
"I'm sorry the correct answer was Mormon."
2007-07-31 04:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by chlaxman17 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Hell is a myth, unless you are talking about a small town in Michigan, which is real.
2. Scientology claims that an even that happened 80 billion years ago affects us all now. As it is now known that the Earth is less than 16 billion years old, this is impossible, so it can NOT be correct.
You might be laughing for all eternity, but it won't be in Hell (unless its in Michigan), and it won't be because of Scientology.
2007-07-31 10:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Scientology is true, then there IS no Hell.
You'll just come back as a Thetan bound to a host body in a parasitic manner, unable to move on unless "released" by an enlightened host.
2007-07-31 15:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no "Scientology Hell", dude. There's no "Scientology heaven" either.
Why don't you just have nice little giggle right now? It'll make you feel better.
2007-07-31 14:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once a man died and was taken to heaven and shown around. At one point the guide showed him a walled city from which sounds of intense celebration were emanating. "What is that place?" the man asked.
"Oh, that's the Mormons, they think they're the only ones here," his guide replied.
I think this question is interesting because you'll notice he asked, "What if, when you die, you get to Hell..."
Are we assuming that everyone goes to hell? If this is the case what in the hell is heaven for?
2007-07-31 12:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scientology is not a religion. It teaches no theology, no god or gods, no worship of anything except money and L Ron Hubbard.
2007-07-31 10:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd be thinking damn, bugger, whot....i didn't plan to end up here.
The link below is about the ethics system in Scientology.
2007-07-31 12:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by michaeljripley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then in turn you're sent to hell for finding joy and pride in someone else's misfortune?
2007-07-31 10:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, therefore, the question is a moot point.
2007-07-31 10:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by raVar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not religious but if that happened I would piss my pants.
2007-07-31 10:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by getalifeFATTY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋