Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
2007-07-31 03:41:42 · 11 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha! I'm waiting for my husband to pull one of these.
2007-07-31 03:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Bex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah you just put cream on it to make it not itchy, and yeah drink more water so you're not so constapated and eat yogurt and drink some warm milk... it will help. dont worry about the bloood part; it's only bloody because your bowel movements are too big to fit through your anus and stretch it till it bleeds. the yogurt will soften your poop and so will the milk. The cream like aloe vera can help with any burning or itching. seriously, people have had lotts worse bum problems than you!
2016-04-01 03:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been trying to remember that one for some time!!! Still funny as heck!!! Thanx!
2007-07-31 04:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one!
2007-07-31 04:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never saw that coming! LOL! brilliant joke!
2007-07-31 03:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that was a good one
2007-07-31 05:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by discoLalaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was a good one!!
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2007-07-31 03:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!you have a future in joke telling
2007-07-31 05:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by peace love<3 happiness=) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I love it! thats awsome!!
2007-07-31 04:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by kindacowgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.can't fool the wife!!!!!!!
2007-07-31 03:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋